Willie Bloomquist
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Is a son of a bitch.
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Why Is This Budding All-Star Languishing On The Bench?
He'd like to know the same thing!
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Career Statistics
| Year | Team | Games | Hits | Runs | Steals | Average | On-Base% | Slugging | OPS+ | Grit |
| 2002 | SEA | 12 | 15 | 11 | 3 | .455 | .526 | .576 | 205 | Building |
| 2003 | SEA | 89 | 49 | 30 | 4 | .250 | .317 | .321 | 72 | Almost There |
| 2004 | SEA | 93 | 46 | 27 | 13 | .245 | .283 | .330 | 65 | Absolutely |
| 2005 | SEA | 82 | 64 | 27 | 14 | .257 | .289 | .333 | 66 | Eckstein |
| 2006 | SEA | 102 | 62 | 36 | 16 | .247 | .320 | .299 | 67 | BELLY FULL OF IT |
| 2007 | SEA | 59 | 33 | 19 | 4 | .292 | .328 | .372 | 90 | Part of a nutritious Southern breakfast |
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A Typical Willie Bloomquist Start
First At-Bat: Bases are loaded, two outs. First pitch - Pops up to the catcher behind home plate, inning over.
Second at-bat: Runner on second, two outs. Gets a base hit and promptly tries to take second on the throw in to home plate. Caught in a rundown and tagged out.
Third at-bat: Runner on first, no outs. Hits a ground ball to the shortstop, who throws to the second baseman, but he then overthrows the first baseman. Willie gets to second base on the error. Very next pitch, he gets picked off of second base. Yes, second base.
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Loving Nicknames Given To Willie By Fans
- The Ignitor
- Willie Boom Boom
- Wee Willie
- Willie Fuckin' Bloomquist (WFB for short)
- Effin'
- Princess Willie
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"The Book" Names Bloomquist As The Worst Player In Baseball
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Willie Loves Da Kids
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True Facts About The Bloomquist
- When Kurt Cobain learned that Willie would use "In Bloom" as his walk-up music in the future, the Nirvana front man killed himself on the spot.
