Wade Belak
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Wade Belak is an ice hockey player for the Toronto Maple Leafs Florida Panthers. He was once put on the injured reserve list for a spider bite. We will miss you Wade :(
Talents
Pat Quinn once described Wade Belak as a 'good skater'. Wade has Big Body Presence. He is also versatile, which means that he sucks equal amounts of ass at everything he does.
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Currently in the 2006-07 NHL season, Wade is on pace for almost 4 points and just over zero goals.
Update: He decided that he didn't need four points, so he stopped at three assists- instead, he beat the shit out of Cam Janssen.
Related
Quotes on Tlusty
"It's tough in this city to censorize anything," said Leafs forward Wade Belak on Thursday. "I've been known to take out the trash naked from time to time. Now with all these allegations with Jiri I don't know if I'm going to feel safer out there."
Quotes on himself
"When Wade Belak gets a point, we win. It's been proven. You look back at all my goals and see if we won or not. Usually it's a bad night for the other team."
He was asked if the stick he used in practice was the same one with which he'd scored his rare goal.
"No, no. That's in the Hockey Hall of Fame now," he replied.
