South Florida Bulls

The University of South FUCKIN' Florida is located in Tampa Bay, Florida. Tampa is not in south(ern) Florida. Commonly abbreviated as USF by anyone who actually cares, the sports teams are known as the Bulls. They compete in the Big East.

Football

2007

"...expect nothing less from a quarterback with a visor."

Snorty the USF Bull is a hot up-and-comer among the college mascot ranks

its kinda like Florida State... just more silicone

1997-Present

The Bulls football team is coached by Jim Leavitt, who has been the head coach since the inception of the team as a I-AA independent in 1997. He is also kind of an intense guy. (Note that to many people, "intense" is shorthand for "teaching his team to be a bunch of cheap-shotting, eye-gouging, late-hitting no-class pricks"). In 2001 they moved up to I-A as an independent. In 2003 they joined Conference USA and have most recently moved to the Big East. In 2005 they were in contention to win the conference until their last game. In 2006, the Bulls were rapidly approaching both the U and FSU, in both talent and rapsheets.

In 2007, they surpassed not only both of them, but even Florida in ranking.

(USF is only in so Rutgers can recruit down there, pass it on)

Also, Jenn Sterger used to go there. Rumors of her appearances have doubled USF's attendance to over 10000!

Did I say intense back there?

I'm sorry. I meant FUCKING INSANE.

Basketball

With all the teams the Big East added, the Bulls are totally screwed. If the NCAA tournament field expands to 128 teams, USF might qualify as early as 2050. They somehow managed to beat Georgetown to avoid being the first 0-16 team in Big East history.

Hockey

USF has a Hockey team (no, seriously). The IceBulls (no, seriously) play ACHA Div-3 hockey with such other powerhouse hockey clubs as The University of Florida IceGators and Florida State University Ice-something-somethings.