UCF Golden Knights

From SAS Wiki
(Redirected from UCF Knights)
Jump to: navigation, search

Contents

University of Central Florida Knights

We suck. Well we used to. Actually we might still suck but we don't know because we play in the professional flag football conference, Conference USA.

Had to escape running and screaming from the Mid-American Conference. LAFFO.

We're not the Golden Knights anymore. We're just the Knights!!!

Football Traditions

Shake your keys during every kickoff. No matter how bad you're getting blown out, you should continue to take your car keys out of your pocket and shake them during every single kickoff. It doesn't matter if the opponent has driven on you for touchdowns in the last 5 drives and it's only the second quarter because there's nothing more fun than shaking your keys for no reason.

Jump to "Zombie Nation" during the game and pretend like we're the only fans in college football that know the song. Yay stealing traditions!

Watch George O'Leary call 70% running plays, even if they're not working at all. NOTE #2 NCAA rusher of all time Kevin Smith proved the previous statement false.

We have Mike Tice's son as the 4th string quarterback!

Basketball Traditions

Don't show up for the games.

That Guy From This School That Used To Be Cool But Now He Kinda Sucks

Daunte Culpepper. Famous for being built like a lineman and for throwing the ball up to Randy Moss.

That Other Guy Who Is New But Maybe He Will Be Good

Asante Samuel. Famous for his big 3 reception game with QB Rex Grossman. In retrospect, that wasn't exactly a difficult accomplishment.

Atari Bigby. One good playoff game where he blindly hits people as hard as he can. Today's NFL is so great, isn't it?

Kevin Smith. But he's a Lion :o(

UCF Golden Goons

NCAA DIVISION I

CONFERENCE USA
CUSA Est

Central Florida Knights
ECU Pirates
Marshall Thundering Herd
Memphis Tigers
Southern Miss Golden Eagles
UAB Blazers

CONFERENCE USA WEST

Houston Cougars
Rice Owls
SMU Mustangs
Tulane Green Wave
Tulsa Golden Hurricane
UTEP Miners

Emot-eng101.gifSchools in C-USA for Soccer - Kentucky, South Carolina, Florida International

BCS CONFERENCES
NON-BCS CONFERENCES

Atlantic Coast
Big 12 10
Big East
Big Ten Twelve
Pac 12 10 12
Southeastern

Mid-American
Western Athletic
Mountain West
Sun Belt
Conference USA