Troy Percival

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Troy Percival is really, really old. Seriously. He's a month or two older than Brett Favre, who is the oldest person to play any sport while not being named Julio Franco. He was an Angel since the dawn of time, got a lot of saves, and was good. Then his pitching arm exploded, and he retired. Then he got very bored, unretired, and stopped being good.

He now spends his time in semi-retirement, blowing saves for the Tampa Bay Rays in his free time.

Actual Fan Testimony

"this guy fuckin sucks" - BackInTheUSSR