Toledo Rockets
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The University of Toledo is a bullshit community school who will give a diploma to anybody willing enough to pay the skyrocketing tuition.
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Football
In the 2005 season, the Rockets went 9 and 3 overall, the only MAC team to have 9 wins, along with an amazing point differential (429 points for vs. 261 against). However, screwball tie-breaker rules in the conference kept the team from playing for the MAC Championship.
In the 2006 season, nobody knew what the fuck to do without Bruce Gradkowski, and despite only having a sophomore, redshirt freshman, and true freshman available to play quarterback, somehow the team ended up in a quarterback controversy. The team finished 5-7, the first losing season since 1993. But they still beat BG, so it's all good brah.
Their main rivals are the Bowling Green Falcons, who play on a shitty field that turns to mud when someone spills their Gatorade. There is a genuine US Army rocket outside of UT's home field that is pointed at Bowling Green's campus, and they are NOT AFRAID TO LAUNCH IT.
They used to also be rivals of Marshall University, until they decided to haul ass to Conference USA. Pussies.
Mascot
For reasons not entirely clear, this guy scares the crap out of local crazyman Sash!, even though Rocky the Rocket looks more like "Rocky the MotoGP rider" and less "Rocky the Spaceman."
Controversy
And once again, Toledo leads BG (Bowling Green can't hear you, they're face down between someone's legs!)
Basketball
2007 Season
- Out of Conference Record: 4-9
- In Conference Record: 14-2 (Won Conference) (MAC Basketball :rolleyes:)
- Conference Tournament Results: Eliminated in Semis by Miami Redhawks 58-53.
