Tim Tebow
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In Greek mythology, Timothy R. "Timmy" Tebow "Ἥρα + κλέος, Ἡρακλῆς)" was a divine hero, the son of Zeus and Pam Tebow, stepson of Urban Meyer and great-grandson (and half-brother) of God. Also known as Jesus of Gainesville, he is the central figure of the Florida Gators, and the worker of miracles. He is commonly referred to as Tim Tebow, where "Tebow" is a title derived from the Greek tebowiós, meaning the "Anointed One", which corresponds to the Hebrew-derived "Messiah". Though often incorrectly referred to as the Olympian god of war, he is more accurately the god of savage war, or bloodlust, or slaughter personified. Extraordinary strength, courage, ingenuity, and sexual prowess with both females & 72 virgins, were among his characteristic attributes.
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- "a crazy religious homeschooled fundie who's going to suck so much ass he'll make Xavier Lee look like the dominant quarterback in Florida." -BackInTheUSSR
- has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Also Gets To Bang
That's his cousin you sicko!
