Tampa Bay Lightning
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The Tampa Bay Lightning enjoy music, moonlit strolls along the gulf coast's many beaches, and winning Stanley Cups. Turn-offs include neckbeards, good goaltending, and sensical salary cap management. Lately have shown renewed interest in earning high draft picks by icing a team of Vincent Lecavalier and 19 Andre Roys.
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Fun Lightning Facts
- GM washed cars to get playoff tickets to sell out. Seriously.
- Once coached by an illiterate man.
- Once coached by a mullet.
- Currently coached by a "bookie to the stars".
- Won 100% of the Stanley Cups in whose finals they appeared.
- Traded Dan Boyle months after giving him a no trade clause.
- One co-owner produces the show Two And A Half Men. The other co-owner had an NHL career that lasted the equivalent of two and a half seasons.
- One co-owner played hockey with former coach John Tortorella in the minors. The other co-owner chose to fire him when assuming ownership.
SAS Lightning Fans
Lightning Firsts!
- First female to play in the NHL. If it were not for Manon Rheaume, no women would be playing in the NHL today!
- Stanley Cup in Florida? LOLZZZZZ
Lightning Angles
- LOL SOUTH
- Gambling
- Trades like they are GMs in NHL10
