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2007 Season
Currently tied for second in the AL east, seriously...yeaaa, that didn't last to long
Yesterday, May 4, 2007- a date which will live in infamy -- our 23 hour, 42 minute, & 2 second run at second place
2008 Exorcism
- in the mothafuckin playoffs, bitches
- in the mothafuckin ALCS, bitches
- in the mothafuckin world series, bitches
- lost in the mothafuckin world series, bitches
2009 Repossession
- .500 record, bitches
2010 Exorcism II: The Heretic
- no-hitter, bitches
- got no-hit twice, bitches
2011 Exorcism III
- Destroyed Red Sox Nation on the last day of the season.
- Lost to the Rangers again.
Fun Facts
- Remember Josh Hamilton? Yeah, our bad.
- Their Vice President of Communications? Rick Vaughn!
Ridiculous GM
Overrates their own players to the point of fault. Can work, but not fairly. Ex:
- You want allegedly solid pitcher Victor Zambrano? Sure, all we ask is stud pitcher Scott Kazmir
- You need stopgap shortstop Julio Lugo? Only if you're willing to part with phenom Andy Marte.
- We need a manager. Let's trade for one. That's how these things work right?
- You want Delmon Young? Sure, just give us an ace pitcher and a starting shortstop!
Tampa Bay has found a partner for whom to trade anything, and it's the Astros' Tim Purpura.
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