Stanford Cardinal
Stanford really wants to be an Ivy League college on the West Coast, yet still be decent at sports. You can't have it both ways, guys! Their marching band is psychotic and Chelsea Clinton went there.
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The Band Is On The Field
OH THE BAND IS OUT ON THE FIELD!
HE'S GONNA GO INTO THE ENDZONE!!! HE GOT INTO THE ENDZONE!! WILL IT COUNT?!?
THE BEARS HAVE SCORED [CANNON GOES OFF BOOM!] BUT THE BANDS ARE OUT ON THE FIELD!
Football
Jim Harbaugh and Andrew Luck are gone, so... nothing of note.
The Stanford Indians
This is a lesson that political correctness is a form of pure evil.
THANKS FUCKERS, WE ENJOY THE TREE SO VERY MUCH
The Stanford Cardinal
Although Stanford technically does not have an official mascot anymore, students put together an abortion of a tree that is consistently regarded as the worst mascot to grace the planet.
Arrested for PI during halftime at a Cal game. Not joking.
3rd costume stolen in 2 years. Don't worry, they made another!
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