The SAS Wiki is a comedic fake wiki provided for entertainment purposes only. The stories and articles posted here are provided by random internet users and should not be assumed to be true--in fact they should be assumed to be false! This is satire people. I know we shouldn't have to explain that, but there's a lot of crazy cunts (allegedly, of course) out there that can't get jobs because of it.

Marcel Hossa is awesome.

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