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America

  • Owns

MLB

NBA

  • LeBron lost to Cleveland. No one cars.
  • The Memphis Grizzlies are trolling basketball.

NHL

NFL

  • Never Going to Fucking Play Ever Again.
  • Chad Pennington didn't get the message, however, and is injured again.

NCAA

FIFA World Cup 2010

  • Spain won. No one cares.

Golf

Tennis

NASCAR

  • LEFT TURN
  • LEFT TURN
  • LEFT TURN
  • CRASH
  • LEFT TURN
  • Some kid ended up winning the Daytona 500 by default. Will likely live off that single win for the rest of his career.
  • We're gonna changekeep the samechange the format of the Chase so it's teh super kewl and teh unbeatable...even though Jimmie Johnson will win it again anyway.

Formula 1

  • MAHK WEBBAH! vs. Lewis "No Hands" Hamilton

Wrestling

  • FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS RETURNED, TO WRESTLING (via satellite)

Mixed Martial Arts

  • Coming soon to a UFC near you: MIDGETS!
  • Randy Couture hopefully done, riding off into the old man sunset of awful, awful movies.
  • Brock Lesnar is getting less hated by MMA fans and loved by Wrestling fans.
  • He punches people in the face, pisses off sponsors, and curls into a ball when punched in the face.
  • As a result of said ball curling, a Mexican has taken his job.
  • Fedor lol
  • All Japanese organizations canceled due to poor mafia control

Competitive Eating