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Boxing

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MLB

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NHL

  • Fuck having a season.
  • The Islanders made the playoffs.
  • The Leafs made the playoffs too. Countdown to riot footage begins now.

NBA

NFL

  • Get ready for the all-rookie playoffs
  • Matt Flynn MVP
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NCAA

  • Notre Dame lol
    • whats new
  • Penn State is filled with pedophiles and pedophile apologists. Neat!
  • Ow my leg!


Golf

Tennis

NASCAR

  • LEFT TURN
  • LEFT TURN
  • LEFT TURN
  • CRASH
  • LEFT TURN
  • Some kid ended up winning the Daytona 500 by default. Will likely live off that single win for the rest of his career.
  • We're gonna changekeep the samechange the format of the Chase so it's teh super kewl and teh unbeatable...even though Jimmie Johnson will win it again anyway.
  • Kevin gon' kill Kyle.

Formula One

  • MAHK WEBBAH! vs. Lewis "No Hands" Hamilton

Wrestling

  • FEED. ME. MORE.

Mixed Martial Arts

  • Coming soon to a UFC near you: MIDGETS!
  • Randy Couture hopefully done, riding off into the old man sunset of awful, awful movies.
  • Brock Lesnar is getting less hated by MMA fans and loved by Wrestling fans.
  • He punches people in the face, pisses off sponsors, and curls into a ball when punched in the face.
  • As a result of said ball curling, a Mexican has taken his job.
  • Fedor lol
  • All Japanese organizations canceled due to poor mafia control

Competitive Eating