Roger Federer

From SAS Wiki

He's so good, he floats around the court when he plays!

Best tennis player in the world currently ever (you fucking heard me, Sampras). It's still unknown if he's part cyborg/robot. It's been proven that he is the son of God.

Enjoys

• Beating Andy Roddick like the little punk he is.
• Fondue (don't all Swiss people?)
• Dressing like your Great Aunt Ethel
• Peaking at 29

Does not enjoy

• Rafael Nadal & the French Open

This is who you get to fuck when you win every tournament in the world. (Miroslava Vavrinec)