Ottawa Senators

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A storied New NHL franchise with a long and frequently interrupted history of playoff ineptitude.

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Current Roster

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Tactics and Strategy

Jacques Martin informs his former team of the importance of preparation for the golfing season

As one of the top teams in the NHL, the coaching strategies and hockey tactics employed by the Senators have enjoyed widespread success.

Historical Images

Daniel Alfredsson shortly after having had the ending to Harry Potter spoiled
Senators players choose which is the unlucky one to drive home with Dany Manslaughter
Senators fans choose to shun current Stanley Cup, create their own which is "Better"


Tough day at the office

Stanley Cups

Look! I told you we were good!
The current Senators franchise has won an amazing 0 Stanley Cups. They do have Stanley Cup banners though, and that's almost the same thing!

Lest we forget

The Ottawa Senators' Spartan Intro :) [1]

Future

After hoarding many high first-round draft picks from their inauspicious early years as an expansion franchise, the Ottawa Senators are poised to lose most of their good players to free agency over the next few seasons. This will be acceptable to fans once they win their first Stanley Cup in 2045 as the Alabama IceGators.

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