Miami Heat
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Abandoned for a second time by fairweather coach Pat Riley, now coached by some guy you've never heard of. Used to be coached by Ron Jeremy.
Broke the NBA record for fewest players on the roster in 2006 by having just two players: Shaq and Dwyane Wade.
Will happily take your broken-down has-been players along with your overrated backups. BTW, do you have a point guard you don't want? Wow, thanks Timberwolves!
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