Magic Johnson

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Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story,
And everyone is dead from AIDS,
It took from me my best friend,
My only true pal,
My only bright star (he died of AIDS),
Well I'm gonna march on Washington,
Lead the fight and charge the brigades,
There's a hero inside of all of us,
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS.

My father (AIDS!),
My sister (AIDS!),
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!),
The gays and the straights,
and the whites and the spades,
Everyone has AIDS!,
My grandma and my dog 'Ol Blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS),
The Pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS),
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS),
We gotta break down these baricades,
Everyone has,
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS,
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS,
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS,
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS,
AIDS AIDS,
AIDS!

A Gigantic Idiot

Magic Johnson is one of the few people who can inadvertantly brag about having AIDS and still get public sympathy. During an TV interview and shortly after he announced he had contracted the HIV virus, Magic bragged about how how he'd had as many as six women at a time. Does Magic's wife have AIDS too? If I were her then I would've killed him by now. He's also horribly overweight now and still participates in all of the awful NBA All-Star Weekend no matter how many T-cells he loses in the process.

In the announcement presser, said that he had "attained" HIV. A proud achievement, to be sure.

Has also claimed (as has his wife) that God has cured him, instead of attributing his longevity to being able to spend millions on the latest treatments.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

  • Roll-AIDS

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Those Donald Sterling Quotes

  • “He acts so holy. He made love to every girl in every city in America and he had AIDS. And when he had those AIDS, I went to my synagogue and I prayed for him. I hoped he could live and be well. I didn’t criticize him. I could have.”
  • “Is he an example for children? Because he has money, he’s able to feed himself. But Magic Johnson is irrelevant in this thing. He didn’t do anything harmful to anybody, and I respect him and I admire everything that he does.”
  • “I think he wanted me to just do nothing so that he could buy the team. He thought maybe the whole thing would be resolved in two weeks.”
  • “What has he done, can you tell me? Big Magic Johnson, what has he done? He’s got AIDS. Did he help anyone in south LA?”
  • -“What kind of a guy goes to every city, has sex with every girl, then he catches HIV. Is that someone we want to respect and tell our kids about? I think he should be ashamed of himself. I think he should go into the background. But what does he do for the black people? He doesn’t do anything.”
  • “Has he done everything he can do to help minorities? I don’t think so. I’ll say it, I’ll say it, he’s great, but I just don’t think he is a good example for the children of Los Angeles.”
  • “I spent millions on giving away and helping minorities. That’s one problem I have. Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people -- and some of the African-Americans, maybe I’ll get in trouble again, they don’t want to help anybody.”