Kentucky Wildcats

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Football

Perennially among the worst teams in the SEC and all of college football. Has a major inferiority complex towards Louisville. Haven't done anything since Hal Mumme was using the spread to make people think Tim Couch was any good while at the same time cheating so much that even fellow SEC schools blushed. Bizarrely think that Bill Parcells wants to coach their team.*

  • This may or may not be true, since it cannot be confirmed that UK actually has a football team.

BREAKING NEWS

In a potentially revolutionary proof that Kentucky actually has a football team, they are a participant in the 2007 Fulmer Cup.

Basketball

Um, Adolph Rupp was a racist. Then they had Rick Pitino. That about covers it.

  • Wait not quite...
  • Also managed to stumble across 7 national titles and the most wins in NCAA history.
  • And oh yeah:
It's hypnotic trust me
Now we're talkin


Hired John Calipari in March 2009. Brought in the best recruiting class in the nation, lost to West Virginia Mountaineers in the Elite 8. UK quickly regained its rightful throne as the second most hated basketball team in the land. Sent an unprecedented five players to the 2010 NBA Draft in the first round, four of them freshmen.

Best Fans in Basketball!!!

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NCAA DIVISION I

SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE
SEC WEST

Alabama Crimson Tide
Arkansas Razorbacks
Auburn Tigers
LSU Tigers
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Ole Miss Rebels

SEC EAST

Florida Gators
Georgia Bulldogs
Kentucky Wildcats
South Carolina Gamecocks
Tennessee Volunteers
Vanderbilt Commodores


BCS CONFERENCES
NON-BCS CONFERENCES

Atlantic Coast
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Big East
Big Ten Twelve
Pac 12 10
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Mid-American
Western Athletic
Mountain West
Sun Belt
Conference USA