Kansas Jayhawks

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A long, storied, and tradition-rich basketball program that sucks horribly in the NCAA tournament and produces shitty NBA players.

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NBA Talent

Roy Williams and Dean Smith agree in principle to betray Dean's alma mater in both recruiting restrictions and school abandonment.

A bunch of overpaid bust big men (Danny Manning, Scott Pollard, Greg Ostertag, Eric Chenowith, Drew Gooden, Raef Lafrentz, Nick Collison, Wayne Simien, Julian Wright) and some guy named Wilt Chamberlain. However there is one gem by the name of Kirk Hinrich. Some people have also heard of gang stabbing victim Paul Pierce.


National championships can't hurt though:

Brandon Rush, Darell Arthur, Super Mario, Darnell Jackson, Sasha Kaun, Cole Aldrich, Sherron Collins

Post Season Performance

  • Roy Williams took the Jayhawks to the promised land of the second round many years in a row before accidently going to the national championship and deciding that he did, indeed, give a shit about North Carolina. All it required was five years, one ass-beating and a national championship to squash this little misunderstanding.
  • Bill Self took Kansas to an Elite Eight because he hadn't learned how Kansas works in the post season yet and then went back to the post season choking tradition of losing in the first round in consecutive years to the Bucknell Bisons and Bradley Braves. This caused the back of his hair to stand up despite repeated attempts to mat it down.

Rock, Chalk, Pictures of Jayhawks

Rivals


KU - KSU Rivalry

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Tau had this to say about it, just hours before they lost 84-75: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=280302306.


Historical Significance and the Genesis of Basketball

Now, it continues

+ Won national championship

Football

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Yikes. Hide your children, unless you're Missouri.


Football wasn't always a fat joke at KU.

SAS Fans

Famous Fans

NCAA DIVISION I

BIG TWELVE, aka Bevo and the Nine Steers

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