Fulmer Cup 2007

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This is the Fulmer Cup scoreboard for the 2007 offseason. The Fulmer Cup is run by EDSBS

Rank School Points Highlight Offense
1st Illinois Fighting Illini 24 Eight Felony Burglaries
2nd Penn State Nittany Lions 19 Two charged in partytime beatdown
3rd Florida Gators 17 Shooting da AK-47 at da club
3rd Idaho Vandals 17 Cocaine is a hell of a way to get points
5th Michigan Wolverines 15 Beating up a student for 'no apparent reason'
6th Texas Longhorns 13 Like 800 DUIs
6th UTEP Miners 13 Showing more fight in da club than on da field
8th Nebraska Cornhuskers 11 Blame Maurice Purify
9th Georgia Bulldogs 10 1,262 traffic incidents
9th LSU Tigers 10 Burglary, ID theft
11th Iowa Hawkeyes 9 Credit card fraud
11th West Virginia Mountaineers 9 Mo Fake IDs
13th Duke Blue Devils 8 "A litany of charges"
13th Ohio Bobcats 8 Reefer
13th Toledo Rockets 8 Point shaving scheme!
16th Arkansas Razorbacks 7 X
16th Tennessee Volunteers 7 Crack, and not Phil Fulmer's
16th Wisconsin Badgers 7 Nefariousness
19th California Golden Bears 6 Robbin
19th Purdue Boilermakers 6 DUIs
19th South Florida Bulls 6 Contempt of Court
22nd Alabama Crimson Tide 5 Failure to Beat Auburn
22nd BYU Cougars 5 Water balloons?
22nd Connecticut Huskies 5 General Mayhem
22nd Kansas State Wildcats 5 Domestic violence
26th Arizona Wildcats 4 Drinkin
26th Boise State Broncos 4 DUI, Assault of a college football blueblood
26th Colorado Buffaloes 4 Fightin'
26th Minnesota Golden Gophers 4 Rape
26th South Carolina Gamecocks 4 Keyin a professor's ride
26th Washington Huskies 4 General Mayhem
32nd Auburn Tigers 3 Drinkin'
32nd Bowling Green Falcons 3 Fightin'
32nd Colorado State Rams 3 Funnin' with a gunnin'
32nd East Carolina Pirates 3 Unpiratelike white collar activities
32nd Hawaii Rainbows 3 Domestic violence
32nd Indiana Hoosiers 3 Stiffin' a cab
32nd Iowa State Cyclones 3 Thefts
32nd New Mexico State Aggies 3 Battery
32nd NC State Wolfpack 3 DUI
32nd Rutgers Scarlet Knights 3 Coach's hittin in da club
32nd TCU Horned Frogs 3 Texans and their guns...
43rd Arkansas State Indians 2
43rd Cincinnati Bearcats 2 Beating up a mirror
43rd Fresno State Bulldogs 2
43rd Northwestern Wildcats 2 Studying after bedtime
43rd Pittsburgh Panthers 2
43rd USC Trojans 2
43rd Virginia Tech Hokies 2
43rd Washington State Cougars 2
51st Kentucky Wildcats 1 Kentucky-like acts
51st Memphis Tigers 1
51st Notre Dame Fighting Irish 1
51st Oklahoma State Cowboys 1
51st Ole Miss Rebels 1
51st Utah Utes 1

Ellis T. Jones Award (Highest Individual Score): Ronnie Wilson, Florida. Fired an AK-47 into the air at a nightclub
Ben Siegert Award (Most Amusing Arrest): Stephen Garcia, South Carolina. Keyed a professor's car.