Fulmer Cup 2007

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This is the Fulmer Cup scoreboard for the 2007 offseason. The Fulmer Cup is run by EDSBS

Rank	School	Points	Highlight Offense
1st	Illinois Fighting Illini	24	Eight Felony Burglaries
2nd	Penn State Nittany Lions	19	Two charged in partytime beatdown
3rd	Florida Gators	17	Shooting da AK-47 at da club
3rd	Idaho Vandals	17	Cocaine is a hell of a way to get points
5th	Michigan Wolverines	15	Beating up a student for 'no apparent reason'
6th	Texas Longhorns	13	Like 800 DUIs
6th	UTEP Miners	13	Showing more fight in da club than on da field
8th	Nebraska Cornhuskers	11	Blame Maurice Purify
9th	Georgia Bulldogs	10	1,262 traffic incidents
9th	LSU Tigers	10	Burglary, ID theft
11th	Iowa Hawkeyes	9	Credit card fraud
11th	West Virginia Mountaineers	9	Mo Fake IDs
13th	Duke Blue Devils	8	"A litany of charges"
13th	Ohio Bobcats	8	Reefer
13th	Toledo Rockets	8	Point shaving scheme!
16th	Arkansas Razorbacks	7	X
16th	Tennessee Volunteers	7	Crack, and not Phil Fulmer's
16th	Wisconsin Badgers	7	Nefariousness
19th	California Golden Bears	6	Robbin
19th	Purdue Boilermakers	6	DUIs
19th	South Florida Bulls	6	Contempt of Court
22nd	Alabama Crimson Tide	5	Failure to Beat Auburn
22nd	BYU Cougars	5	Water balloons?
22nd	Connecticut Huskies	5	General Mayhem
22nd	Kansas State Wildcats	5	Domestic violence
26th	Arizona Wildcats	4	Drinkin
26th	Boise State Broncos	4	DUI, Assault of a college football blueblood
26th	Colorado Buffaloes	4	Fightin'
26th	Minnesota Golden Gophers	4	Rape
26th	South Carolina Gamecocks	4	Keyin a professor's ride
26th	Washington Huskies	4	General Mayhem
32nd	Auburn Tigers	3	Drinkin'
32nd	Bowling Green Falcons	3	Fightin'
32nd	Colorado State Rams	3	Funnin' with a gunnin'
32nd	East Carolina Pirates	3	Unpiratelike white collar activities
32nd	Hawaii Rainbows	3	Domestic violence
32nd	Indiana Hoosiers	3	Stiffin' a cab
32nd	Iowa State Cyclones	3	Thefts
32nd	New Mexico State Aggies	3	Battery
32nd	NC State Wolfpack	3	DUI
32nd	Rutgers Scarlet Knights	3	Coach's hittin in da club
32nd	TCU Horned Frogs	3	Texans and their guns...
43rd	Arkansas State Indians	2
43rd	Cincinnati Bearcats	2	Beating up a mirror
43rd	Fresno State Bulldogs	2
43rd	Northwestern Wildcats	2	Studying after bedtime
43rd	Pittsburgh Panthers	2
43rd	USC Trojans	2
43rd	Virginia Tech Hokies	2
43rd	Washington State Cougars	2
51st	Kentucky Wildcats	1	Kentucky-like acts
51st	Memphis Tigers	1
51st	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	1
51st	Oklahoma State Cowboys	1
51st	Ole Miss Rebels	1
51st	Utah Utes	1

Ellis T. Jones Award (Highest Individual Score): Ronnie Wilson, Florida. Fired an AK-47 into the air at a nightclub
Ben Siegert Award (Most Amusing Arrest): Stephen Garcia, South Carolina. Keyed a professor's car.