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- Everyone's taking the Aspie test.
MLB
- OH GOD MY ELBOW
- Pedro Alvarez greatest thing to happen to Pittsburgh Pirates since maybe ever.
- Robinson Cano is the best player in the AL, and therefore all of baseball. This view may only be held by Yankee homers.
- Jack Zduriencik is going to take advantage of some poor schmuck for Cliff Lee - well it was the Rangers so they can commence their annual second-half collapse but still get half of a Cy Young out of it.
- Blue Jays still like hitting only dingers. Jose Bautista? Really?
- Carlos Zambrano is undergoing a psych eval for being on the Cubs.
- Arizona Diamondbacks behead front office, rest of world shocked to learn people actually follow the D'Backs. New manager Kirk Gibson shocked to find out that he cannot hit limp-off home run every game.
- Omar Infante makes National League All-Star team despite being a utility infielder who has appeared in 56 games out of 81 for the Braves with an OPS+ of 96. Entire sabermetrics world kills itself.
NFL
- JaMarcus Russell got that drank, got that drank, that Purple Drank. Also got a shiny new pair of bracelets.
- In a slightly related story, Herr Goodell suspends Johnny Jolly for the entire 2010 season.
- GET YO POPCRN RDY CINCY
NBA
- LEBRON LEBRON LEBRON is going to party in the city where the heat is on all night on the beach till the break of dawn.
- Amar'e Stoudemire might be a Jew, goes to Israel to find out
NHL
- Flames are struck with a malignant Jokinen
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gets 5.5 million and a no-trade from Ottawa
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Ilya Kovalchuk resigns with the Devils dashing hopes of Islanders fan(s) everywhereGary Bettman sneezes or something and finds some testicles - Pittsburgh Penguins sign new defensive corps. Might not be the softest in the league.
FIFA World Cup 2010
- Spain won. No one cares.
NCAA
Golf
- Tiger Woods got cleaned the fuck out.
- But not as cleaned out as initially reported
Tennis
NASCAR
- LEFT TURN
- LEFT TURN
- LEFT TURN
- CRASH
- LEFT TURN
Wrestling
- Choking ring announcers with ties can get you fired, yet ramming a limo with a passenger inside doesn't.
Mixed Martial Arts
- Brock Lesnar is hated by MMA fans and loved by Wrestling fans. He punches people in the face, pisses off sponsors, and has fought like 3 people ever.
- Must have been the right three people, since he's now the undisputed UFC Heavyweight champion.
- Actually beat Shane Carwin by submission, lol.
- Fedor lol
Competitive Eating
- Joey Chestnut wins again! God bless America!
- Takeru Kobayashi imprisoned for possibly sedition or something I don't know.

