Brett Favre

Fun Facts

Everyone should spend five years married to Brett Favre

Brett Favre was the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers from 1895 until 2007, has giant hands with which he can cure breast cancer, and is pretty much the best football player of all time. Favre is fueled by family tragedy.
Would sooner eat his wife's cancerous amputated breast tumor than quit playing football and actually allow the Packers to be good.
Allegedly split rent on an upstairs room at a Green Bay tavern with Mark Chmura; details of what happened are left up to the reader.
Brett Favre does not throw interceptions, he gunslings the equivalents of punts in the ever-present battle for field position.
Brett's first completion was to the other team. So was his second. His first completion to his own team was to himself. He's just that damn good.
Brett's last completion was also to the other team. He is a true American hero.
He was addicted to Vicodin and was in 'There's Something About Mary'.
Longs for the sweet embrace of Randy Moss, their love cannot be denied.