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FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE
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Fun Facts

Everyone should spend five years married to Brett Favre
  • Brett Favre was the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers from 1895 until 2007.
  • Has giant hands with which he can cure breast cancer.
  • Was never the same after John Elway made him his bitch.
  • Would sooner eat his wife's cancerous amputated breast tumor than quit playing football and actually allow the Packers Jets Vikings to be good.
  • Allegedly split rent on an upstairs room at a Green Bay tavern with Mark Chmura; details of what happened are left up to the reader.
  • Brett Favre does not throw interceptions, he gunslings the equivalents of punts in the ever-present battle for field position.
  • Brett's first completion was to the other team. So was his second. His first completion to his own team was to himself. He's just that damn good.
  • He was addicted to Vicodin and was in 'There's Something About Mary'.
  • Longs for the sweet embrace of Randy Moss, their love cannot be denied.
  • Loves throwing last-minute interceptions in NFC Championship games.

Retirement Status

See Brett Favre Retirement Timeline.

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