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Bowling Green State University is reportedly a good school because the girls are easy. So easy, in fact, that it's nicknamed Boys and Girls Sexually United.

No girl will admit to actually going to Bowling Green though, because they're all not like that.

Football

A bunch of large men wearing uniforms that get to fuck hotter coeds.

Back in 2001 Bowling Green was Urban Meyer's first head coaching job and he went 17-6 in two years with literally nothing, including two embarrassments of Mizzou. There was talk of them crashing the BCS in 2003, but then Meyer went to Utah, Texas spanked them by 50 in the first game, and ever since they've left the real football to Ohio State.

Women's Basketball

Over nine thousand MAC championships, all won by default.

NCAA DIVISION I-A FOOTBALL
MID-AMERICAN CONFERENCE
MAC WEST Ball State Cardinals Central Michigan Chippewas Eastern Michigan Eagles Northern Illinois Huskies Toledo Rockets Western Michigan Broncos		MAC EAST Akron Zips Bowling Green Falcons Buffalo Bulls Kent State Golden Flashes Miami Redhawks Ohio Bobcats Temple Owls
BCS CONFERENCES		NON-BCS CONFERENCES
Atlantic Coast Big 12 10 Big East Big Ten Twelve Pac 12 10 Southeastern		Mid-American Western Athletic Mountain West Sun Belt Conference USA