Bowling Green Falcons

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Bowling Green State University is reportedly a good school because the girls are easy. So easy, in fact, that it's nicknamed Boys and Girls Sexually United.

No girl will admit to actually going to Bowling Green though, because they're all not like that.

Football

A bunch of large men wearing uniforms that get to fuck hotter coeds.

Back in 2001 Bowling Green was Urban Meyer's first head coaching job and he went 17-6 in two years with literally nothing, including two embarrassments of Mizzou. There was talk of them crashing the BCS in 2003, but then Meyer went to Utah, Texas spanked them by 50 in the first game, and ever since they've left the real football to Ohio State.

Women's Basketball

Over nine thousand MAC championships, all won by default.

NCAA DIVISION I-A FOOTBALL

MID-AMERICAN CONFERENCE
MAC WEST

Ball State Cardinals
Central Michigan Chippewas
Eastern Michigan Eagles
Northern Illinois Huskies
Toledo Rockets
Western Michigan Broncos

MAC EAST

Akron Zips
Bowling Green Falcons
Buffalo Bulls
Kent State Golden Flashes
Miami Redhawks
Ohio Bobcats
Temple Owls


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