Bowling Green Falcons
Bowling Green State University is reportedly a good school because the girls are easy. So easy, in fact, that it's nicknamed Boys and Girls Sexually United.
No girl will admit to actually going to Bowling Green though, because they're all not like that.
A bunch of large men wearing uniforms that get to fuck hotter coeds.
Back in 2001 Bowling Green was Urban Meyer's first head coaching job and he went 17-6 in two years with literally nothing, including two embarrassments of Mizzou. There was talk of them crashing the BCS in 2003, but then Meyer went to Utah, Texas spanked them by 50 in the first game, and ever since they've left the real football to Ohio State.
Over nine thousand MAC championships, all won by default.
The Falcons enjoy a rabid fan on SA, also known as the fanbase of the Bowling Green Falcons. The Falcons are a poster-child of mediocrity and sadness, continuously missing the NCAA championship playoffs.
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