Atlanta Braves
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- Hank Aaron who?
- Known for their amazing run of 14 Division Titles in a row. Let's face it, that's a pretty great stretch.
- Managed to succeed despite having one of the worst managers ever. See also Joe Torre
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Famous Chokes in Braves History
- 1991
- 1992
- 1993
- 1996
- 1997
- 1998
- 1999
- 2000
- 2001
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2005
Closers
Ever since Mark Wohlers gave up the game winning grand slam to Jim Leyritz in 1996, the Atlanta Braves have been plagued with HORRIBLE relief pitching in that span:
- Kerry Lightenberg - Sup guys I got sideburns and actually WAS traded for a bag of balls
- John Rocker - New York? Laffo. Queers and Fags and Butches and Mexicans. LAFFO!Arm Explodes
- John Smoltz - Fuck this shit. Russ Ortiz is NEVER going to win a game, so I'm stuck here in the bullpen forever
- Dan LOLb - 15 out of 16 NL teams love my pitching
- Kyle Farnsworth - sup fool this is rowdy kyle farnsworth barkin at your sorry ass.
- Chris Reitsma - Eh? I blew a save against South Africa. What's this aboot?
- Bob Wickman - I have the incredible ability to look amazing at home and fall apart on the road
Acquiring (insert player) will do WONDERS for this franchise! 
Braves eternal nemesises
- New York Mets
- New York Yankees
- Kent Hrbek
- Jim Leyritz
- Chris Burke
- Carlos Beltran
- AOL Time Warner
- Dan Kolb
- Eric Gregg
- Braves fans in Atlanta
- Adam LaRoche
Saviors of the Team
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