Alex Smith
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Quarterback of the (near) future of your San Francisco 49ers and currently the best quarterback in the NFC West. Really, he is. Originally a fully skilled quarterback until a mad scientist split him in two, creating Shaun Hill in the process.
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Trivia
- Has what the Spanish call "Manos Pequenos".
- Has what the Spanish call "perfectly shaped eyebrows".
- Can bounce a pass off the back of his own head without even trying.
- Certified super genius, but can't discover a way to make his hands larger than those of a six year old girl.
- Is still a better passer than Michael Vick.
- Is still more consistent than Rex Grossman.
- Is not Steve Young.
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- A noble spirit embiggens even the tiniest of hands.
Stats from 2006
- Scored sixteen touchdowns, up from one last year.
- Threw sixteen interceptions, also up from last year.
- Did not hit himself in the head with the ball.
- Number two in rushing for the Niners behind Frank Gore.
- Gore and Smith accounted for about 90% of the Niners rushing yardage.
- What does this say about the Niners offense?
Greatest Exploits
Likes
- Solid foundation
- A good powder
- Non-running mascara that actually doesn't fucking run
